1. |
TV Dinner
02:43
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TV dinner
TV dinner
Micheal Winner
Bomb the bastards
Start a war
99 newsmen keeping score
All the illegals washed to shore
I've seen it all on channel 4
Raise your molotov
There's no future
Kicking in a window
Steal a computer
Got me a wide screen
Got a new router
Pass me a molotov
Here's to the future
TV dinner
TV dinner
Micheal Winner
All these atrocities
See them on the TV
More bad news from Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Horror stories
Why you wanna scare me
Your scare tactics
Shove 'em up your jacksee
I'm not paying my license fee
To have the shit scared out of me
I won't be told I can't watch TV by the horrible bastards at the BBC
TV dinner
TV dinner
Micheal Winner
Misery in full HD
Won't win the phone in on ITV
Thought my chance was guaranteed
Richard and Judy lied to me
All these channels, nothing to see
Reality stars we want to be
Virgin media
Sky TV
It's all the fucking same to me
TV dinner
TV dinner
Micheal Winner
TV dinner
TV dinner
TV dinner
Micheal Winner
TV dinner
TV dinner
TV dinner
TV dinner
TV dinner
TV dinner
TV dinner
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2. |
Don't Mither Me
02:11
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Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
I won't let you burden me
Your problem not down to me
Blank as far as the eye can see
It's so fucking elementary
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't ask me how your life should be
Down to you not up to me
Good advice don't come for free
Die on your feet live on your knees
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
It's all so boring can't you see
Love for you hate for me
Shut that door and leave me be
Don't you fucking mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
Don't mither me
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3. |
Stockport Syndrome
03:41
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I fell asleep in the middle of a wank
Stockport Syndrome
If I won a BAFTA I'd have nobody to thank
Stockport Syndrome
What colour balaclava would you wear to rob a bank
Stockport Syndrome
I paid her for the night but I've got nothing in the tank
Stockport Syndrome
Keep your ear to the ground
Word gets around town
They're giving you the run around
Best keep your head down
We went out together now I'm coming home alone
Stockport Syndrome
I lost the girl and I lost my phone
Stockport Syndrome
The meat on this kebab has never seen a fucking bone
Stockport Syndrome
Just to flag a cab costs a payday loan
Stockport Syndrome
Keep your ear to the ground
Word gets around town
They're giving you the run around
Best keep your head down
Keep your ear to the ground
Word gets around town
They're giving you the run around
Best keep your head down
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4. |
Johnny Mnemonic
02:28
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The man makes the money and he's cashing it in
This ain't a race we ever can win
Loving money is a cardinal sin
Just check out the banker because he's wearing a grin
He tells a good story but it's wearing thin
I can't hear what he's saying over this fucking din
If he's after my money he can kiss my ring
So I give him the directions to a charity bin
Charity bin
Charity bin
Charity bin
The man takes the money and he's spending it quick
He's brought a big car because he's got a small dick
Loving money is the root of all evil
Look at that wanker he's knee deep in treacle
Sticky fingered cunt
That's not a Rolex you're a faker
Let's see you shake that money maker
Money from the punters
Shove it in your wallet
Your heads full of shit like Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic
The man makes the money and he's cashing it in
This ain't a race we ever can win
Loving money is a cardinal sin
Just check out the banker because he's wearing a grin
That's not a Rolex you're a faker
Let's see you shake that money maker
Money from the punters
Shove it in your wallet
Your heads full of shit like Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic
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5. |
Don't Get Sick
02:38
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Doctors tired
Covered in gore
Heath cares free and you get what you pay for
Food tastes shit
Patients grumpy
A finger up his arse and ask him if he's comfy
Don't get sick
Don't get sick
Nurse is skint
Covered in bile
Still got time for a wink and a smile
Wards are dirty
They've got no beds
The doctor mixed up my grandads meds
Don't get sick
Don't get sick
Four Five Six
Don't get sick
Seven Eight Nine
Wait in line
You'll be fine
Nuns in the chapel
Oh for Christ sake
The gift shops shit
They don't sell grapes
They'll make you better just like they should
And send you home with a superbug
You'll get sick
You'll get sick
The surgeons drunk and he's botched the surgery
Have you got an appointment?
It's an emergency!
The NHS has got no future
It's gone to shit
So I'm joining Bupa
I won't get sick
I won't get sick
Don't get sick
Don't get sick
Four Five Six
Don't get sick
Seven Eight Nine
Wait in line
You'll be fine
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6. |
Gone In The Head
03:58
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Sitting pretty with a gun to my head
Gone in the head
I hate the dark so I painted it red
Gone in the head
They didn't hear a single word I said
Gone in the head
Often wonder if I'm better off dead
Gone in the head
Save your lies for the FBI
Semi delusional state of mind
Peel the layers you know what you might find..
Gone in the head you know I'm not quite right
Gone in the head
Gone in the head
Codeine queen with a bottle of meds
Gone in the head
Bought with a tenner that she won at Bet Fred
Gone in the head
To pay the bills she'll take you bed
Money for head
Everybody says she's better off dead
Gone in the head
Save your lies for the FBI
Semi delusional state of mind
Peel the layers you know what you might find..
Gone in the head you know I'm not quite right
Gone in the head
Gone in the head
Gone in the head
Gone in the head
Gone in the head
Gone in the head
Tied to a chair and they shave my head
Gone in the head
Heavy sedation kept well fed
Gone in the head
Days are long and filled with dread
Gone in the head
Locked in a room and left for dead
Gone in the head
Save your lies for the FBI
Semi delusional state of mind
Peel the layers you know what you might find..
Gone in the head you know I'm not quite right
Gone in the head
Gone in the head
Gone in the head
Gone in the head
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7. |
Richard Dreyfuss
03:03
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A million channels and there's nothing on
Arguing whether it's scone or scone
A rash on my arse and I'm putting weight on
Heart burn but no Gaviscon
It's all getting so outrageous
You better call Richard Dreyfuss
Milks gone sour and made my fridge stink
Call a shirt salmon when it's actually pink
Next door neighbour took a shit in my sink
Big bomb of phet in a little fizzy drink
It's all getting so outrageous
You better call Richard Dreyfuss
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
No one can save us
Give a man change and it makes you think
But you know he's only gonna buy drugs and drink
Oh, leathers just fine but we all hate mink
World won't end but they'll take us to the brink
It's all getting so outrageous
You better call Richard Dreyfuss
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
No one can save us
It's all getting so outrageous
You better call Richard Dreyfuss
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
No one can save us
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8. |
Pay Per View
03:07
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Don't recognise these road signs
This city looks dead to me
We just keep following white lines
Roads are taxed but the air is free
Now just one look will cost you
These streets are painted black
You're just one face in a thousand
Watch where you walk
Don't fall through the cracks
Watching you
On pay per-view
You're a big big star
It's what they do
To get to you
You'll go far far far
I followed the warning signs
These people look dead to me
I follow my nose down white lines
No end in sight for me
Now just one look will shock you
Sick streets are paved in shit
You're just a penny in a pocket
Watch where you walk
Don't fall in the pit
Watching you
On pay per-view
You're a big big star
It's what they do
To get to you
You'll go far far far
Pay per-view
Pay per-view
Pay per-view
They'll get you
Watching you
On pay per-view
You're a big big star
It's what they do
To get to you
You'll go far far far
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9. |
Cold Caller
02:53
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What are you selling mate?
I don't want Sky
I have never heard of PPI
Haven't been injured
You waste my time
Stick your claim where the sun don't shine
Cold caller
Cold caller
You seem to know a lot about the accident I've had
Where is that you're calling from?
The screen says Baghdad
You're tying up the line
I missed a call from from my grandad
We put him in a home if I don't answer he goes mad
Cold caller
Cold caller
Cold caller
They call me at work
They call me at home
Six fucking times I've changed my phone
Shouting, screaming
Leave me alone
But they're all like dogs with a bone
Cold caller
I call them back and they put me on hold
I'll be sitting here 'til I'm grey and old
These things give you cancer
So I've been told
This conversation's gone cold
Cold caller
Cold caller
Cold caller
Cold caller
Cold caller
Cold caller
Cold caller
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10. |
Milk And Honey
02:46
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I'll be the shit on your shoe
I'll be the bad things men do
I'll be the sun in your eyes
I'll be the nasty surprise
That's got your eyes open wide
It's so funny
It's so funny
I am the broken rule
I'm kind followed by cruel
I am the sin
I am the wrath
I am the fork in your path
So throw your head back and laugh
It's so funny
It's so funny
I got the milk
She got the honey
It's so funny
It's so funny
Now you will split your sides
You won't enjoy all the rides
They keep fucking with your pride
Because they're fake and they're snide
They don't hold you when you cry
It's so funny
It's so funny
I'll be the fly in your soup
I'll be your life on a loop
I'll be the low that you stoop
I'll be the kink in your boot
I'll be the blanks that you shoot
It's so funny
It's so funny
I got the milk
She got the honey
It's so funny
It's so funny
It's so funny
I got the milk
She got the honey
It's so funny
It's so funny
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11. |
Wind Your Neck In
02:08
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Wind your fucking neck in
Wind your fucking neck in
Wind your fucking neck in
It's embarrassing
Wind your fucking neck in
Wind your fucking neck in
Wind your fucking neck in
It's embarrassing
You're in my face and it's wearing thin
Drown your sorrows in a jar of gin
I've seen you in the ally
Buying shit from a scally
With a bad meth habit and a toothless grin
Why you wanna go and give the whole world shit
You made your bed you're gonna lie in it
Don't you think you better go and get a grip
Rude Boy
Wind your fucking neck in
Wind your fucking neck in
Wind your fucking neck in
It's embarrassing
Wind your fucking neck in
Wind your fucking neck in
Wind your fucking neck in
It's embarrassing
You're in my face and it's wearing thin
Drown your sorrows in a jar of gin
I've seen you in the ally
Buying shit from a scally
With a bad meth habit and a toothless grin
Why you wanna go and give the whole world shit
You made your bed you're gonna lie in it
Don't you think you better go and get a grip
Rude Boy
You're in my face and it's wearing thin
Drown your sorrows in a jar of gin
I've seen you in the ally
Buying shit from a scally
With a bad meth habit and a toothless grin
Why you wanna go and give the whole world shit
You made your bed you're gonna lie in it
Don't you think you better go and get a grip and..
Wind your fucking neck in
Wind your fucking neck in
Win,d your fucking neck in
It's embarrassing
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12. |
Death In The Viper Room
03:23
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Sometimes we don't know where we're going
Things from the dirt keep growing
Sometimes the river stops flowing
There's no accusations we're throwing
Because there is no way of knowing
Can you feel my heart slowing
It's a debt we all end up owing
We're all just to-ing and fro-ing
Love in the afternoon
Death in the viper room
Love in the afternoon
Death in the viper room
Sometimes we don't get what we've seen
Because we can't see where we've been
There's no one around to hear you scream
It's all like a bad fucking dream
All a grind
All routine
Modern life can be obscene
Dirt on the street
Filth on the screen
No amount of scrubbing is gonna get that clean
Love in the afternoon
Death in the viper room
Love in the afternoon
Death in the viper room
Love in the afternoon
Death in the viper room
Love in the afternoon
Death in the viper room
Love in the afternoon
Death in the viper room
Love in the afternoon
Death in the viper room
Love in the afternoon
Death in the viper room
Love in the afternoon
Death in the viper room
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